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The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1)The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Epic fantasy of the gritty new millennium anti-hero type. Pretty underwhelming after all the rave reviews. Look, I liked the prisoner-of-war turned state torturer as much as the next girl (that's quite a lot, actually), but if I hadn't already read Abercrombie's Best Served Cold, I'd be making some uncertainly dubious faces about his portrayal and treatment of female characters right about now. And all that interesting, complicated work he did with the torturer's disability and rage and trauma and general twisted awesomeness? Yeah, I give that a lot less weight in a book that also includes some seventh-grade humor on the 'it's funny when people with speech problems talk' level. No seriously. Apparently, when people who have had their tongues severely damaged or removed say things, particularly menacing things, it's hilarious! One wonders what comedy gold Abercrombie would attempt with a dwarf trying to reach something on a top shelf, or a paraplegiac crawling up a flight of stairs. I snapped 'oh, fuck you' at that point, and the whole thing felt pretty sour after, knowing that sort of thing could be in the offing again at any moment. And confusing, because he is so obviously better than something like that.

I'm invested enough in the torturer to keep going. (Wow. Never said that before). But this was not at all the awesome groundbreaking fantasy I was led to expect.




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Best Served ColdBest Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie




Revenge fantasy, and by ‘fantasy’ I mean the swords and sorce—okay, no, just the swords kind. And maces and axes and a lot of knives. This is that new millennium brand of epic fantasy, you know the kind that dropped all the nebulously old-fashioned dialogue and portentous prophecies for a lot of fucking and people calling each other cocksucker in gritty patois. It’s supposed to be more real or something. I dunno, I don’t think I identify any extra with a woman bent on killing the seven people who killed her brother just because she says ‘motherfucker’ almost as much as I do.



…Is it relevant that I’m drunk reviewing again?



The point. The point! About 300 pages too long, and it does the things you expect a revenge book to do – wrecking some lives and redeeming others. It does them pretty well, on the whole, though not spectacularly. But it’s been three months since I read this, and the thing I remember most is the way Abercrombie writes about violence. He has this – I don’t want to call it a gift, though that’s what it is. He has this grasp for the sounds bodies make, and for the ways they move in instinct and in pain. His sex scenes and his knife fights have the same vocabulary, though there’s usually less intestines in with the sex. I’d say that impressed me, but it’s also not quite the right word.





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