Magic Strikes by Ilona Andrews

[lightreads]

Magic Strikes by Ilona Andrews

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Don’t have much to say

About this book, so let’s try

Some stunt reviewing.



This would normally

Be called a guilty pleasure.

I mean, werelion?



Sorry, the sexy

Werelion, called “Beast Lord” of,

No lie, Atlanta.



Heroine is a

Badass swordswoman with, yes

Dangerous secrets.



They fight each other,

Also evil, and don’t fuck/

Fuck on pub schedule.



But these days I just

Don’t mix guilty with pleasure:

Life’s short, too much grief.



It’s cold. I’m tired

And sad. Sometimes you just like

Things and that’s okay.



(Wait, shit, how did I

Miscount the syllables in

Fucking werelion?)





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Comments

[afrikate]

Possibly the greatest review ever. Would love to hear this declaimed.