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Black Magic Sanction (Rachel Morgan/The Hollows, #8) Black Magic Sanction by Kim Harrison


My rating: 2 of 5 stars
So there I was, innocently going about my day while listening to this book, and it’s all demon plot shenanigans and hilariously unintentionally awful pixie funeral poetry, and then bam, we get a casual aside about how female witches have extra vaginal muscles compared to human women, and there I am sitting on the curb in the middle of the block, laughing helplessly with my guide dog hovering over me doing “now what?” in Labrador (it’s all in the ears).

Extra vaginal muscles! The better the orgasm, the longer they clamp down and keep the participating penis in place! Ahahahahaha, oh God.

…Does anyone actually remember when this series was something I laughed with, not at? No? Yeah, me either.

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Date: 2010-03-03 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bayleaf.livejournal.com
*dying* Dude, that is not just wrong, it is just so stupid and pointless. Oh, and also hilarious.

Date: 2010-03-04 04:40 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ecaterin.livejournal.com
The visual image of the ears made me laugh just as much as the absurdity of the cause. But the ears are adorable, whereas the writing is just *thinks* moronic is the only word coming readily to mind here...

Date: 2010-03-05 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightreads.livejournal.com
The best part is how offhand it was. All, "and as you know, Bob, I have extra vaginal muscles. MOving on . . ."

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