Finding Home by Cameron Dane

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Finding Home by Cameron Dane

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


Teen runaway attempts to pickpocket a guy in the security business – this does not go well. I attempt to read the following story of internalized homophobia, roommate pining, and creepy nonconsensually voyeuristic masturbation scenes – this really does not go well.

Abysmally terrible. I bailed at the 2/3 mark because, even though I could have finished it in about twenty more minutes, I really did not want my literary 2013 to go on as it had begun. By which I mean with such awful, awful, awful porn. This is all "tight tunnel" this and "hard meat" that, and I made a new year's resolution to try positive thinking and shit, so for real, I deserve better porn than this.




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Comments

[cyprinella]

I can't decide if I find that sort of bad porn funnier than the sort that uses "burgeoning tumescence".

[cyphomandra]

At least you can only go up (well, hopefully) from here?

(my current m/m romance is expecting me to believe that a 29 year old upper class scientist in contemporary Britain would use the word "willy" unironically. Hmm.)