Wow, I'm very impressed. I made it through the first one, which we read for my SFF book club and didn't even feel interested in trying the other two. It was just so not good. (I love me some post-apocalyptic survival, but it weirdly smushed together genres and the different narrative strands didn't balance and...bah!)

(Though I'd forgotten about the sparkly pregnancy test, so I'm glad you brought that up!)