ROFLMAO!!!!! Aaaa ha ha ha ha ha :D I approve of your highly informed righteous dismemberment of dismal literature!!
I speed-read the Twi-books in order to properly eviscerate them....and then they didn't even deserve *that* much attention from me!
So when it came to deciding whether or not 50 Shades deserved my eviscerations, I grabbed the Kindle 'sample' off of Amazon for each of them. Thank goodness I didn't waste any more time than that!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR AWFUL BOOKS.
And they haunt me. Uuugh. No brain bleach strong enough!
Now, see, I'll know my recording of Force over Distance is a good 'un, if Light listens to it at 1:1 speed :D :D :D
Speaking of which, there's no solid ETA just yet. Looks like I'm laying in a steady 2 chapters per week - I'm up to 16 now. I'm going to start recording her second epic fic in about a month - depending on how much I've streamlined my workflow, I may be able to do 3 chapters per week, alternating back and forth. I'd like to :) So it'll be a few months before you can have the assurance of listening start-to-finish! :P
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I speed-read the Twi-books in order to properly eviscerate them....and then they didn't even deserve *that* much attention from me!
So when it came to deciding whether or not 50 Shades deserved my eviscerations, I grabbed the Kindle 'sample' off of Amazon for each of them. Thank goodness I didn't waste any more time than that!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR AWFUL BOOKS.
And they haunt me. Uuugh. No brain bleach strong enough!
Now, see, I'll know my recording of Force over Distance is a good 'un, if Light listens to it at 1:1 speed :D :D :D
Speaking of which, there's no solid ETA just yet. Looks like I'm laying in a steady 2 chapters per week - I'm up to 16 now. I'm going to start recording her second epic fic in about a month - depending on how much I've streamlined my workflow, I may be able to do 3 chapters per week, alternating back and forth. I'd like to :) So it'll be a few months before you can have the assurance of listening start-to-finish! :P